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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:34 am

Appearances Explained
Big: Bye bye, Froggy-I'm off to make some more cameo appearances in the next Sonic game!

(Big walks towards a blue British police box from the 50s from which an annoyed voice emerges)

The Doctor: Come on Big, let's hurry this up! I'm due to pick up Stan Lee for his cameo in Avengers 2!

Heroes and their Kid Sidekicks
Narrator: Sonic and Tails! Amy and Cream! Mighty and Ray! Blaze and Marine! Vector and Charmy! Shadow and Omega!

Shadow: Now hold on-how exactly is Omega my "kid sidekick?"

Omega: Inquiry seconded-does not compute.

Narrator: Shadow, you're sixteen physically, fifty chronologically. Omega's maybe two or three depending on how long Robotnik kept him in storage.

Shadow:...

Omega:...now it computes.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby BlueBlur62391 » Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:09 pm

Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:Heroes and their Kid Sidekicks
Narrator: Sonic and Tails! Amy and Cream! Mighty and Ray! Blaze and Marine! Vector and Charmy! Shadow and Omega!

Shadow: Now hold on-how exactly is Omega my "kid sidekick?"

Omega: Inquiry seconded-does not compute.

Narrator: Shadow, you're sixteen physically, fifty chronologically. Omega's maybe two or three depending on how long Robotnik kept him in storage.

Shadow:...

Omega:...now it computes.

Awkward.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby BlueBlur62391 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:09 am

Don't judge me for writing this three days late.

Eggman's Evil Holiday Plot

Eggman: Orbot! Cubot! Gaze upon my newest creation, a fossil-fuel-powered robot of destruction! When Santa Claus comes to put coal in my stocking as "punishment" for me being on his "naughty list", I'll use it to power my unstoppable machine and I will finally achieve world domination! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Cubot: (stares for a second) ...is Santa a distant relative of yours?

Eggman: No. Why would you ask that?

Cubot: (silence) Nothing.

On Christmas Day...

Eggman: (in his evil pajamas) Now to see what Ol' Kris Kringle got me for the holidays!

(Eggman takes his present and unwraps it)

Eggman: What!? A toy train!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Orbot: (playing his new 3DS) Why does this not entirely surprise me?

Cubot: (romanticizing with a new toaster) So, how's about we go over to the mistletoe, breadums?

Some of you may be wondering why Eggman couldn't just go to the local mine and get coal anytime he wanted. The answer to your question is: rule of funny.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:57 pm

A now a couple of OffPanels starring that Vulpine Villainess, Fiona Fox.

New Tricks
(Fiona meets nu252 style Sally)

Fiona: Oh, so Miss Princess is after me, huh? Well I'm ready for you sister: I spent a year studying your fighting abilities when I was a part of your precious team of Freedom Fighters. And while you may have spent that same time observing me, I didn't show you all my tricks-didn't want to go ticking you off with my mercenary fighting style. Face it-you're in over your head, and have no hope of beating me.

Sally: Well, when you put i like that-RING-BLADES. (Activates said weapons)

Fiona: (Tips of Ring-Blades are less than an inch from her nose)...no fair...


Tails: Trouble with Girls
Fiona: Hey Tails, want me to sweet talk you while secretly caring nothing for you and planning to rip your heart out for at least the fourth time?

Tails:...No.

Barby: Hey Tails, want me to flirt with you even though I'm probably twice your age while my jealous teammate looks on again?

Tails:......No.

Mina: Hey Tails, want to discuss plans for our possible future family even though I'm currently dating another guy?

Tails:.........No.

Cosmo: Hey Tails, want to shoot me with Sonic Cannon the Sky Patrol like you did with the one on the Blue Typhoon?

Tails: NO!

Li Moon: Hey Tails, want to leave your friends and family and move halfway around the world so our dates can be menaced by Bat Ninjas?

Tails: NOOO!!

Honey: Hey Tails...want to ACCESSORIZE?

Tails: NOOOOO!!!

Cream: Hey Tails, do you want to go on a picnic?

Tails: ...that sounds great, actually.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby BlueBlur62391 » Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:09 am

Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:Tails: Trouble with Girls
Fiona: Hey Tails, want me to sweet talk you while secretly caring nothing for you and planning to rip your heart out for at least the fourth time?

Tails:...No.

Barby: Hey Tails, want me to flirt with you even though I'm probably twice your age while my jealous teammate looks on again?

Tails:......No.

Mina: Hey Tails, want to discuss plans for our possible future family even though I'm currently dating another guy?

Tails:.........No.

Cosmo: Hey Tails, want to shoot me with Sonic Cannon the Sky Patrol like you did with the one on the Blue Typhoon?

Tails: NO!

Li Moon: Hey Tails, want to leave your friends and family and move halfway around the world so our dates can be menaced by Bat Ninjas?

Tails: NOOO!!

Honey: Hey Tails...want to ACCESSORIZE?

Tails: NOOOOO!!!

Cream: Hey Tails, do you want to go on a picnic?

Tails: ...that sounds great, actually.

You forgot about Sticks.

And here's something I thought of after watching the latest Boom episode.

Ding-Dong, Eggman Calling!

Sonic: (picks up his phone after it rings) Hello?

Eggman: Ah, Sonic! Glad of you to answer me...unlike the last four times. Now, I'm holding some adorable kittens and puppies hostage. If you don't save them...I'll throw them into the volcano!

Sonic: Wait a minute...how did you even get my number?

Eggman: Shut up, you little cobalt twerp!
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:27 pm

BlueBlur62391 wrote:
Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:Tails: Trouble with Girls
Fiona: Hey Tails, want me to sweet talk you while secretly caring nothing for you and planning to rip your heart out for at least the fourth time?

Tails:...No.

Barby: Hey Tails, want me to flirt with you even though I'm probably twice your age while my jealous teammate looks on again?

Tails:......No.

Mina: Hey Tails, want to discuss plans for our possible future family even though I'm currently dating another guy?

Tails:.........No.

Cosmo: Hey Tails, want to shoot me with Sonic Cannon the Sky Patrol like you did with the one on the Blue Typhoon?

Tails: NO!

Li Moon: Hey Tails, want to leave your friends and family and move halfway around the world so our dates can be menaced by Bat Ninjas?

Tails: NOOO!!

Honey: Hey Tails...want to ACCESSORIZE?

Tails: NOOOOO!!!

Cream: Hey Tails, do you want to go on a picnic?

Tails: ...that sounds great, actually.

You forgot about Sticks.

And here's something I thought of after watching the latest Boom episode.

Ding-Dong, Eggman Calling!

Sonic: (picks up his phone after it rings) Hello?

Eggman: Ah, Sonic! Glad of you to answer me...unlike the last four times. Now, I'm holding some adorable kittens and puppies hostage. If you don't save them...I'll throw them into the volcano!

Sonic: Wait a minute...how did you even get my number?

Eggman: Shut up, you little cobalt twerp!


I didn't include Sticks because she's not from Mobius Prime and I'm honestly not a fan of her-if I were to include someone from another zone it would have been Marine.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:51 pm

Girl Power
(Captain Striker, Razor, and Echo are facing off with Captain Metal, Swash, and Buckle)

Striker: Okay, here's the plan. Razor, since you've got a sword, you take on Metal. I'll take Swash, and Echo, you handle Buckle.

Pearly (popping up): Captain Striker, why are you having Miss Echo take on the big robot pirate?

(Echo trips Buckle with her weapon and then impales his head on the end, which proceeds to stare down at her in terror while she grins savagely at it)

Striker: Because Pearly, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.

The Deadliest Roboticized Master

Sonic: I can't believe those creeps turned Cream into a Roboticized Master!

Mega Man: That is pretty low...and it also doesn't make much sense.

Boom Sonic: Totally-I'd be more scared if Sticks had been turned into one.

X: Yeah, I mean, what's "Cream Woman" going to do? Cute us to death?

Cream Woman: Special Weapon Activated-Unleashing Omochao Army!

All Heroes: WE ARE SO DEAD
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby BlueBlur62391 » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:12 am

Adding a continuation to make this Off-Panel less random.
BlueBlur62391 wrote:Sticking to Paranoia

Knuckles: (Visiting Sticks' burrow) Hey, Sticks, what's up?

Sticks: You know, just clouds...and UFOs! UFOs with aliens that want to break into your house!

Knuckles: No!

Sticks: Aliens who kidnap you and paint your house your least favorite color!

Knuckles: That's terrible!

Sticks: Aliens that suck your brain out with a straw and sell it on Extraterrestrial-Bay!

Knuckles: Oh, no! What do I do to stop them from harming me?

Sticks: You must dance in the most stupidest way possible! I do it all the time!

Later...

Sonic: (visiting Knuckles' house) Hey, Knux. You said you would borrow my Blu-Ray disc player for only a week and it's been six months already. So—

Knuckles: (dancing like an idiot) La la la la lee la la la la...

Sonic: Okay...six months and one day it is.

Meanwhile, in outer space...

Kang (from the Simpsons): SHOULD WE ABDUCT THE CRANIAL MATERIAL OF THE RED CARBON-BASED LIFEFORM, KODOS?

Kodos: PROBABLY NOT. CONSIDERING HOW EMBARASSINGLY STUPID HIS DANCE MOVES ARE, HIS SKULL MAY BE TOO THICK TO PENETRATE.

Kang: NOW THAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT, EVEN IF WE COULD REMOVE HIS BRAIN AND SELL IT ONLINE, WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET ANY MORE THAN TEN CENTS.

Kodos: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST PAINT HIS HOUSE PINK AND BE DONE WITH IT.

Kang: HE IS RED. PINK IS A SHADE OF RED.

Kodos: OH. MAYBE WE SHOULD GO AND ABDUCT THE BALD EGG-LIKE CREATURE INSTEAD.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:33 pm

Where have I heard that name before?
Worlds Unite brings together not only Sonic and Mega Man's worlds, but individuals from those worlds who share names!

(Sigma meets E-117 Sigma)

Sigma: You disappoint me, underdeveloped machine.

(Zero meets ZERO)

Zero: Cool name...lame robot.

(Omega meets E-123 Omega)

Omega: Ware we meshia nari!

E-123:...not another one...

(Robot Master Sonic Man meets human Sonic Man meets Roboticized Master Sonic Man)

First Two: Run away!

Sonic Man: Heh-like you can outrun ME!
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:13 pm

Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:Where have I heard that name before?
Worlds Unite brings together not only Sonic and Mega Man's worlds, but individuals from those worlds who share names!

(Sigma meets E-117 Sigma)

Sigma: You disappoint me, underdeveloped machine.

(Zero meets ZERO)

Zero: Cool name...lame robot.

(Omega meets E-123 Omega)

Omega: Ware we meshia nari!

E-123:...not another one...

(Robot Master Sonic Man meets human Sonic Man meets Roboticized Master Sonic Man)

First Two: Run away!

Sonic Man: Heh-like you can outrun ME!


I suppose my last one wasn't all that funny-maybe these will tickle a few fancies.

Sonic meets Disney: Strange Comparisons
Chip and Dale: We're Chipmunks!

Sally: So am I...so why are you so short?

Pete: Pete's the name, bein' a Cat is my game!

Big: Me too...but where's your tail?

Sonic (looks at Goofy and Pluto): So you're both dogs...that's weird.

Goofy (holds up a picture of Mobian Muttski while Pluto holds up a picture of dog Muttski): Like you can talk, a-hyuck!

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
Thunderbolt: Let's see, what to put on my dating profile? Hmmm...I've got it! (Typing) Strong woman with aspirations towards domination-continental or global-seeks male with similar ambitions. Evil minions optional, special abilities preferred, ideal height...one foot or shorter.

Several weeks later...

Thunderbolt: I must say, I've never met someone with whom I felt so compatible! And the age difference is no bother at all!

Master Zik: I quite agree. And I must say, I've always had a thing for women who could shoot lightning.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby akessel92 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:50 pm

How worlds unite began
Villains pov.
@the poison apple pub.
Wily: another gameless season. *sigh* why does Capcom care only about street fighter and those other games?
Sigma: tell me about it.
Eggman: you think you have it rough try the "boom!".
Wily: I thought the show and comics are doing well.
Eggman: they are but aside from that blue pest, I hate that paranoid psychotic badger. She's just soooo... Weird? It drives me nuts.
Sigma: why don't we just team up and get rid of all of them.
Eggman & wily: BRILLLIANT!!!
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:24 pm

akessel92 wrote:How worlds unite began
Villains pov.
@the poison apple pub.
Wily: another gameless season. *sigh* why does Capcom care only about street fighter and those other games?
Sigma: tell me about it.
Eggman: you think you have it rough try the "boom!".
Wily: I thought the show and comics are doing well.
Eggman: they are but aside from that blue pest, I hate that paranoid psychotic badger. She's just soooo... Weird? It drives me nuts.
Sigma: why don't we just team up and get rid of all of them.
Eggman & wily: BRILLLIANT!!!


At which point Loki, Voldemort, and the Dark Knight Joker are like "This isn't going to end well..."
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby akessel92 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:54 pm

Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:
akessel92 wrote:How worlds unite began
Villains pov.
@the poison apple pub.
Wily: another gameless season. *sigh* why does Capcom care only about street fighter and those other games?
Sigma: tell me about it.
Eggman: you think you have it rough try the "boom!".
Wily: I thought the show and comics are doing well.
Eggman: they are but aside from that blue pest, I hate that paranoid psychotic badger. She's just soooo... Weird? It drives me nuts.
Sigma: why don't we just team up and get rid of all of them.
Eggman & wily: BRILLLIANT!!!


At which point Loki, Voldemort, and the Dark Knight Joker are like "This isn't going to end well..."

Meanwhile at the heroes cafe.
Superman: so I heard you guys are gonna have another crossover.
Sonic: oh yeah.
Rock: also, thanks for coming along X and sally.
X: I hope it goes well.
Sally: you and me both I am glad it's not with spawn again.
Batman: yeah that guy was a jerk. He had way too many issues.
Superman: speaking of... Where's that paranoid boomerang wielding badger...
Sticks: *comes in with every sega and Capcom character in the crossover* hi guys.
Superman: I think we're gonna need a bigger booth.
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Spectre the Hechidnat » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:26 pm

akessel92 wrote:
Spectre the Hechidnat wrote:
akessel92 wrote:How worlds unite began
Villains pov.
@the poison apple pub.
Wily: another gameless season. *sigh* why does Capcom care only about street fighter and those other games?
Sigma: tell me about it.
Eggman: you think you have it rough try the "boom!".
Wily: I thought the show and comics are doing well.
Eggman: they are but aside from that blue pest, I hate that paranoid psychotic badger. She's just soooo... Weird? It drives me nuts.
Sigma: why don't we just team up and get rid of all of them.
Eggman & wily: BRILLLIANT!!!


At which point Loki, Voldemort, and the Dark Knight Joker are like "This isn't going to end well..."

Meanwhile at the heroes cafe.
Superman: so I heard you guys are gonna have another crossover.
Sonic: oh yeah.
Rock: also, thanks for coming along X and sally.
X: I hope it goes well.
Sally: you and me both I am glad it's not with spawn again.
Batman: yeah that guy was a jerk. He had way too many issues.
Superman: speaking of... Where's that paranoid boomerang wielding badger...
Sticks: *comes in with every sega and Capcom character in the crossover* hi guys.
Superman: I think we're gonna need a bigger booth.


Well played, good sir. I'd like to continue this thread in the future, but want to think it over.

In the meantime, an idea I had with regards to all the cameos made by characters watching the Chaos Emerald Championship. Granted, still one issue left, but I think this is pretty funny nonetheless.

Why weren't they watching...?
(Mordred Hood yells at a fleeing Bow Sparrow)

Mordred: I get harassing my forces and contacting G.U.N. to attack us-BUT DID YOU HAVE TO CUT MY CABLE!?

(Mighty and Ray watching an old TV screen with a static screen)

Might: Uh, this is so lame, I can't see or catch anything. Moss, do you have a better TV?

Moss: No: television dulls the mind and hardens the soul-or at least it has since my favorite sitcom got cancelled on a cliffhanger.

(Tundra and several Artika Egg Soldiers are sitting on a couch)

Tundra: Oh, oh, Sonic's gonna hit Seg-(signal cuts out) oh come on, why'd the daily blizzard have to hit right now?!

(Fixit brings a mug to Relic, who is watching a screen)

Fixit: Are you watching that tournament we heard about on the news, Madame Relic?

Relic: Oh heavens no-I'm watching one of Professor Pickle's lectures online. Besides, I'm sure nobody we know is involved in that beastly fighting.

(Clove rubs her eyebrows while Cassia passes near a busted monitor)

Clove: You just had to smash the TV right before the championship came on, didn't you?

Cassia: Somebody screwed up the episode summaries-and I HATE that episode!

(Vanilla, Chuck, Muttski, Rosie, and King Acorn are sitting around a table with Dr. Ellidy on video chat and Gemerl waiting on them)

Ellidy: So why aren't you all watching this tournament?

Chuck: Time difference, El-it won't be playing here for another four hours.

(Split panel of Ahklut and Phage)

Ahklut:...I am really bored...

Phage: All the systems I've hacked my way into and I didn't think to snag Breezie's Internet stream?

(Naugus, Eclipse, and the Dark Arms are all sharing a cave)

Naugus: It's bad enough you couldn't have at least brought some G.U.N. equipment with you so we could find out what's going on abroad-your pets keep trying to EAT ME!

Eclipse:I know-aren't they adorable?
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Re: The Sonic OffPanel Universe!

Postby Betz! » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:01 pm

akessel92 wrote:How worlds unite began
Villains pov.
@the poison apple pub.
Wily: another gameless season. *sigh* why does Capcom care only about street fighter and those other games?
Sigma: tell me about it.
Eggman: you think you have it rough try the "boom!".
Wily: I thought the show and comics are doing well.
Eggman: they are but aside from that blue pest, I hate that paranoid psychotic badger. She's just soooo... Weird? It drives me nuts.
Sigma: why don't we just team up and get rid of all of them.
Eggman & wily: BRILLLIANT!!!

You gimme until the end of the week and you will have a drawn version. Is the Eggman from this the one from Boom! or from the main series?
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