Ask Us Anything - Alliance Of Internet Insanity!

[Werekitty119]

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Dr. Nega (Well, Eggman Nega. The shorter one is easier to type), if I was to, say, do an Annoying Orange impression, what would you do?

With that in mind, hey! Hey! Nega! Hey! Hey! Hey Nega! Hey!

Silver, did you know that I will destroy the future?

Omochao, did you know that I don't find you remotely annoying?

[Shadow101]

Lien-Da: Is your internal food processing unit efficient? Or do you still emit greenhouse gases?

Lien-Da: Hey I only run on the top of the market oils and anti-freeze. Don't bother with the sensless insults... Whew... THAT IS NOT ME! *glances over shoulder*

Eggman: Well excuse me! *glowers*

Snively: Go crawl into a hole and die you backstabbing sycophantic vermin! You can come back out for Christmas.

Oh I'll have something to show after Christmas! Just you wait!

Eggman: What brand are you glasses?

Guess.

Gucci?

No! Guess.

Oakley?

NO! Guess!

RayBan?

*Blows you away*

Swatbot: Can I turn you into an handheld older OS emulator that I can run my atari games on?

Please... It would be an honor. *sniffle*

Poor guy.

Tails: Sonic doesn't play freeze tag very well does he?

Tell me something I don't know.

Hey Sonic! Will you just freeze in place like any normal mobian would!?!

Sure thing bro!

...... He's actually doing it. *reaches hand out to touch Sonic* Ow!!! Will you quit vibrating so fast your molecuels phase in and out?!? You burned my gloves off!

Snively: During your spare time while your uncle yells at you, what video games and/or TV to you particularly enjoy?

*Playing as Sonic on Super Smash Bros.* Take that Donkey Kong! *hears something and shuts everything down!* Why... uncle. You didn't see... anything did you?

Tails: Can I haz cheeseburger?

Uuuumm... Sure. Just walk into Chuck's Diner and tell them you're from the health agency. That's the secret code for the best cheese burger ever! And there goes another nut...

Classic Sonic: Hi. Do you not like your obsessive fan-base always clamoring for you to be brought back?

Hey man I'm uber cool! You can't blame them.

...Really he's just creepy. I never want to work with him aga... Hey you talked!

Sure dude! I just like to work alone so I scared you off eventually

*Quills bristle* *Does a censored homing attack* Now you can't talk! *Walks off*

Bean: Chimichangas.

Bean:*Sees the special Christmas special Chimichanga covered in silver tinsel wrapping* Shiiiiiny

Deadpool:*Sees his life dream floating in the air* Myyy preeeeccccioouuuss...

Epic Battle ensues

Deadpool:UuuuuUUuugh... Time... out... I think.. I need... to check on ... my ... salsa... brownies...

They... probably burnt... in.. my... chrome stove...

Bean:*eyes glow* What's this miracle household appliance you speak of?!?!

And the tale ends there... for now.

El Gran Gordo, you do know everyone knows your secret identity, right?

How's that? No one gets onto Santa's secret identity! *pouts*

Zonic, do you know who El Gran Gordo is?

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Dr. Eggman (Sonic X), you like to reveal to the multiverse who El Gran Gordo is? Not quite everyone knows yet.

Noooooo! My evil presitge.... I don't know El Gran Gordo! I don't know him! You here me!??!

Shadow, is it true you like... *shudder*

Spoiler: show

Justin Beiber?

I use shards of his CDs as heat reflectors inside my shoes... Are you fool enough to think that constitutes "liking"?

And now I'll probably never post here again.

I miss this thread's previous life... Maybe it will get renewed interest soon. Have you been rock climbing in a highly magnetized mountain chain with a metal spoon of peanut butter in your mouth? That might answer your abscense.

...

I don't know why I thought of that.

Okay next. *gasp* More from Werekitty119.

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Dr. Nega (Well, Eggman Nega. The shorter one is easier to type), if I was to, say, do an Annoying Orange impression, what would you do?

I know not what you speak of but if it doesn't constitute enslaved service to my empire than I would probably hunt you down and morph you into a Zanifarian Death Weasel! Then I would transport you to a planet full of pepper spray fanatics. That's my latest fancy...

With that in mind, hey! Hey! Nega! Hey! Hey! Hey Nega! Hey!

This does not have the appearence of satisfactory service. Out with the morph-o-ray!

Silver, did you know that I will destroy the future?

Then I will destroy you and do random things that will make my own future and every one elses inexplicably worse!

Omochao, did you know that I don't find you remotely annoying?

Hey Peircefer! One more final bow?

[Werekitty119]

To all BumbleKing users: Are you going to post here, or am I going to have to spread the word of epicness around?

Dr. Nega, do you know who El Gran Gordo is?

Dr. Eggman: Whassuuuuuuup!

[Peircefer]

The awesomeness has died. It's what happens. Everything goes in waves (like a pendulum more so). It'll come back one day. Maybe.

As for one last go? Lemme finish my comp paper and I'll see what I can do. And then the whole internet will revel at the terrifying power of the Omochao. *maniacal laugh*

[theJcfreak]

I really don't have the free time I used to and when I get free time I have mutlipe other projects to devote myself to. I apologize to everyone who seeks answers from myself but hey, it looks like this place is in really capable hands. I salute all the new guys here, they're doing a far better job then I ever could have.

As long as they continue paying the rent on time anyway. Just make it out to Fairfield & JC Inc.

[Peircefer]

Don't pay that bill. It's a scam.

The thread was started as a result of having two Ask Anything threads (FFF, JC, and IQ thread and the me, pdAM, and KKM thread.) When one thread went on sabbatical, the second one started. Then the first one came back. As part of the second one (and a frequent asker in the first) I mentioned merging the threads into another one so the second thread wouldn't be obsolete.

So, yeah, definitely don't give the money to FFF and Jc. Give it to the ever dangerous Omochaos that I can flood the fanfiction with.

[Werekitty119]

Chaos: Wassuuuuuuup.

Bolizard: WHAZZZUUUUUUUP!!!

Vector: What'ya doin', man?

All: Did you get that Scary Movie reference?

[Shadow101]

Looks like I'm going to keep up the bit with answering every other week. I'll be getting my answers ready. Been a little busy. Later.

[Werekitty119]

Eh, I can wait.

[Shadow101]

To all BumbleKing users: Are you going to post here, or am I going to have to spread the word of epicness around?

As has been said many of the founders of this here thread are very busy with other projects in their spare time, but maybe we can get a couple of other people interested in asking and answering.

Dr. Nega, do you know who El Gran Gordo is?

Bah... And what if I did? It's not as if I'd care! Isn't that right lil' Gran Gordo talking plush? Bwa-ha-hah! Why yes of course.

Dr. Eggman: Whassuuuuuuup!

Gad children disgust me! ... What's that? ... You don't act that old! ... Well go play in my daycare center! Guaranteed 100% organic! Just ignore the door that says "Refuse Ejector." *shivers* Gad!

The awesomeness has died. It's what happens. Everything goes in waves (like a pendulum more so). It'll come back one day. Maybe.

As for one last go? Lemme finish my comp paper and I'll see what I can do. And then the whole internet will revel at the terrifying power of the Omochao. *maniacal laugh*

I tried a Sonic Generations demo today and I noticed Omochao has possessed that game too...

I really don't have the free time I used to and when I get free time I have mutlipe other projects to devote myself to. I apologize to everyone who seeks answers from myself but hey, it looks like this place is in really capable hands. I salute all the new guys here, they're doing a far better job then I ever could have.

As long as they continue paying the rent on time anyway. Just make it out to Fairfield & JC Inc.

Okay.

Don't pay that bill. It's a scam.

The thread was started as a result of having two Ask Anything threads (FFF, JC, and IQ thread and the me, pdAM, and KKM thread.) When one thread went on sabbatical, the second one started. Then the first one came back. As part of the second one (and a frequent asker in the first) I mentioned merging the threads into another one so the second thread wouldn't be obsolete.

So, yeah, definitely don't give the money to FFF and Jc. Give it to the ever dangerous Omochaos that I can flood the fanfiction with.

That's okay. It'll bounce.

Chaos: Wassuuuuuuup.

Wum...... Wum.... Wum... Wum.. WUM!!! EEEEIIIIAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!

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eww.

Bolizard: WHAZZZUUUUUUUP!!!

*drools* *eyes glint*

Hey I'd ru-

Nevermind...

Vector: What'ya doin', man?

Yo' Whatya doin?!? Get off my clean rug like that! *punches you out of the house*

All: Did you get that Scary Movie reference?

No. Go wash up... Here, have a bandage kit.

Eh, I can wait.

Actually I'm not all together certain that your patience paid off they way you intended...

Omega: Shut your pie hole!

That doesn't even sound right. I do not consume pie. Prepare for incineration ignorant meatbag!

Ow... Well in that case shut your tin trap!

Why do you make aggressive remarks to me? I have not done anything to earn your revoke. Let us talk about this like reasonable beings with nukes at our finger tips.

Uuum...

Eat nuclear fire puny human!!!

I like talking things out. *sighs contentedly*

[Hermoso]

Sonic: What if Eggman made you his slave? Like Sally?

Tails: What would you do if I told you that I ate your chillidog.

Sonic: Wanna try my new energy drink: Enerjak?

Sonic: What is your favorite villian?

Sonic: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dubs?

Tails: Ever meet your son? He's cute.

Skye: Ever meet your father? He's....young?

Sonia: Your mom went BLAM BLAM BLAM and then turned into a robot. How do you feel?

Sonic: Shadow said you owe him $500 bucks. If he doesn't get it he's calling in Dubs.

Shadow: I told him. Now where's my $50?

[Shadow101]

Sonic: What if Eggman made you his slave? Like Sally?

I'd fight that to the ends of the earth! I'd never sucumb to such a fate. I'll fight and fight-

Tails: What would you do if I told you that I ate your chillidog.

I don't even like those things! I mean, how many calories are in that? You eat the greasy slop in a couple of bites... erm... Don't tell Sonic.

Hey! I heard that!!! How could you!?! Hey Hermoso! I'll take you up on your offer!

Sonic: Wanna try my new energy drink: Enerjak?

*gulp gulp gulp*

Sonic: What is your favorite villian?

EnerjakEnerjakEnerjakEnerjakEnerjakEnerjakEnerjakEnerjak

Sonic: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dubs?

Chuck! Totally! I'm a huge fan of his. Hey, did you know that "The truth hurts cause Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it?" And "The Na'vi in Avatar we're born when Chuck Norris uppercutted a Smurf." And "Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in." And-

Real mature Sonic...

Face my Nerb Army 5000!!!

:-S

...oh crud.



The first joke sonic says is one I thought of and posted on the Chuck Norris fact site. It was in the top 50 for a few days.... Chuck Norris jokes never get old. They're awesome.

Tails: Ever meet your son? He's cute.

...No... You're crossing a fourth wall and I can't take it!!! I'm getting strange visions... Who do I marry? ... Gaaa! ... Stop it! My eye won't stop ttwwwiiiiiittcchhiiiiiiiinnnnnngggg!!!

Skye: Ever meet your father? He's....young?

(O_O) ...

Actually I always figured Ray and some fox girl were his father. They just wrote it wrong.

Sonia: Your mom went --shopping-- How do you feel?

Christmas presents! Yay!

Sonic: Shadow said you owe him $500 bucks. If he doesn't get it he's calling in Dubs.

Like things could get any badder! - Ungh!

Take that you anti-pedantic proletartiat!

Shadow: I told him. Now where's my $50?

Who are you?


What?


Why would the Ultimate Lifeform call in Dubs? Dubs is a lifeless and Nerb obsessed nut job!

Face my Nerb Army 5000!!!

Oh ****.

OFFICIAL NOTICE: I will be ceasing activity in this thread at least for a while, and pursuing the creation of a new ask all thread. For the moment I'll ask WereKitty if I can join Scruffy and his thread.
I thank JC and all for permission to helm this thread.

[Werekitty119]

OFFICIAL NOTE: Scruffy and my thread is not an 'ask all' thread, but one for the villains only. Therefore, this would still be the main Ask Anything thread, and I only created the other one because I mistakenly thought this one had kicked the bucket. Now, though, the other will still remain operational, but if needed I would be happy to take over answering the questions here if that's alright with everyone.

Oh, and Jc, here's the first rent payment. *hands lumpy envelope*

[Shadow101]

Oh well if you want to pick up activity here to that's fine. I'll keep going then. I just thought you weren't messing with this anymore and it might be better to start a new ask all with you and Scruffy. But we can just keep this one up.

[Werekitty119]

With me and Scruffy, we had spare time and a fondness for the villains.

Here, I get to introduce the rodent poison to the cookies, arsenic to the fudge, and Sonic to a weighted companion cube.

You won't get that. If Scruffy ever reads this, he will.