Do you really think you know Dub?
In a quiet house in Whateverville, we see the seemingly mild-mannered cartoonist Jon Gray do his beautiful artwork. But when crime arrives on the scene, he transforms into the handsome, sauve, charming, intelligent, cool, talented, athletic, and powerful superhero, Captain WonderUndies!
He fights villains like the Nega-Nerb, the Pudding Burglar, and the incredibly ugly Dingo! His abilities include super-speed, super-strength, the ability to fly, laser vision, super X-ray vision, lie-detecting super hearing, super smelling abilities, the ability to walk through walls, psychokinesis, the ability to read minds, the ability to slow down time, the ability to breathe fire, and every superpower known to man or whatever! With his dim-witted sidekick Pottoboy,* he is unstoppable!
Get Captain WonderUndies comics at your local comic book store, and watch the Captain WonderUndies show on the BumbleNetwork, and play the Captain WonderUndies game on your DubStation Bazillion, get the awesome Captain Wonder Undies action figures, and join the ever-growing Captain WonderUndies fan club!
Captain WonderUndies rocks!
*No offense, Ian. But you still have to pay him ten bucks for besting you here. :(hearty laughter):
EDIT: Dub has been told of this realm's existence.